Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Henny Youngman
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  1. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

  2. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)

  3. You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.

  4. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

  5. I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

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